Taylor

Long ago (1990), in a land far, far away (Almont), Taylor was born to loving parents Greg and Lori. Her childhood was spent walking the chickens, playing with her sister and cousins, and reading Gone with the Wind.

Taylor and Ali!

When Taylor moved away to college, her already wonderful life got a billion times better because she got placed in Taylor Hall with the best roommate ever. Although they were strangers, the roomtarts quickly bonded and continued to share a room for the duration of their college careers. Isn't that adorable?

Yes, it is the most adorable.

Taylor earned her degree in English and History with a teaching certificate and a homemade certificate from a middle school-er declaring her the "smartest, most beautiful, wonderful, best teacher ever." She now travels the world teaching children everywhere how to be smarter, prettier, and more wonderful. She also periodically lives with other people's parents. Her favorite president is LBJ and she will soon be married to Darren Helm, fastest guy in the league.

Taylor uses fear to keep her students in line. Also, cornrows