Christine

Teenie Shmeenie Weenie Bean.  Christine/Teeners is currently a grad student at the University of Michigan School of Public Health.  She is in the epidemiology department and upon further investigation, you will discover that genetics is her favorite class (based off the two days of school she has had so far this semester).

Cheers

Two of Teeners' favorite activities are cleaning dishes during parties and watching movies to get rid of her hiccups.  If you really want to get on her good side, make sure you are on call at all times to provide her with strong hiccup eliminating movie suggestions.  Teenie also is a fan of Detroit, the Untapped app, and God.

This monument was created in honor of Teenie's Detroit thesis
that she wrote back in the day when she went to Michigan undergrad

Although Teenie cried for 100 days straight after moving away from her ART counterparts, she has finally come to terms with being a lone "C" and has found a new satisfactory living situation with Kirstin (although it's not that great because what is CK or KC? Let's be real, nothing makes sense without that very important vowel). 

The preferred travel method for Kirstine